"Once there was a man called Joseph Beuys who in his youth had been a fighter pilot in the Luftwaffe shooting down allied planes in the Second World War. He was also a great artist. His greatest dream was to sweep up the world along with the 20th Century so that nobody would remember... One day he started by sweeping up Berlin in the midst of an electrical storm. Of course when he died the evil people came back and dirtied it all over again. So much for your efforts Joseph Beuys!"